And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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