it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
