Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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