You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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