I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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