talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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