no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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