I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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