I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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