what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Randomize