But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Screwed.edu
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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