He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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