He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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