I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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