Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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