fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Do plants get herpes?
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