Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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