There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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