Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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