Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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