Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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