i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
