do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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