I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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