at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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