i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I wish they made helmets for livers.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
