i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
True college students do jello shots in the library
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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