Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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