the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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