I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
is that a dick in a sweater?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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