I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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