Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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