One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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