I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
well you can't waste a boner
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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