Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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