im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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