once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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