I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
this is an emotional support booty call
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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