Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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