I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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