just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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