yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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