Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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