I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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