have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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