awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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