We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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