Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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