I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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