i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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