she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
