its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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