Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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