that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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