You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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