dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
